here is a picture of my long lost brother Seth. Seth ran away a child to pursue a career in the circus.
Mom and Pop were both very disappointed when Seth ran away.
For what seemed like an eternity Seth practiced juggling and riding a unicycle, but his skill were not up to par.
Seth, remembering the life he once had in beautiful New Jersey was almost about to quit and go home.
If it weren't for that fateful day where Seth happened to run into Mr. BoJangles.
Seth had accidentally walked into Mr. BoJangels (who I will refer to as MR. Bo for the remained of this story) while juggling.
Seth had inadvertently knocked Mr. Bo's package out of his hand and onto the floor.
"I am so very sorry" yelped Seth. But this didn't phase Mr. Bo.
"Boy you suck at Juggling" Mr. Bo laughingly remarked. "Would you like to work for me at the animal cracker factory?"
"Oh wow" exclaimed Seth!!!! "This can't be happening!!!!"
What the audience doesn't know is that Seth's favorite food in the entire universe was Animal crackers.
On Seth's first day to work he woke up especially early to get to the cracker plant on time.
He got off the bus on 5th street, and upon further examination he noticed what appeared to be an American Bulldog with wings and a large wig.
The dog was running full force at Seth...
"AHHHHHHHHHH..." screamed Seth as he watched the dog snarling and drooling. Seth was sure that he was in for sudden death.
The Dog and Seth were now face to face. It seemed as though people were beginning to place bets on the dog beast who's name will not be revealed until the end of the story.
Seth's first reaction was the punch the Dog Beast in the face. He then grabbed the Dog Beasts wings and ripped them off. The dog snapped and caught Seth in the left cheek. Blood began to run down Seth's face. In one quick motion Seth kicked the Dog Beast with all his might and knocked him out. Everyone started Cheering…
Apparently the odds were set at 23:1 in Dog Beasts favor. Seth was awarded $1,400 for his valiant fight. Seth feeling very bad for the Dog beast picked him up and brought him to the Vet. The Vet was able to mend his wounds and safely remove the remnants of his beast wings. That's when Seth and Brett Favre knew that there was always going to be a a story behind their friendship. Here is a picture of my valiant brother Seth and his best friend Brett Favre…They currently reside in a small lake town in upper Michigan.